i've decided on the names of my next two dogs: dog one will be "mallfood" and dog two will be "sexdog."
SEXDOG.
and i'll excitedly tell people to watch-the-fuck-out (!!) for the adventures of MALLFOOD and SEXDOG (!!!). then gesticulate wildly in the direction of two sleeping dogs on a dumb rug beside a small pile of kibbly dogpuke. i also imagined, but did not mention, that i would be wearing a cape. and the next scene is me cleaning up the vomit sadly, still wearing the cape. this just became a tiny film.
cecil ryan threatens to leave home.
right. in the physical world, i bought a hardcover copy of the norton anthology of theory and criticism today from the library, it was three dollars! i'm nerding out with joy. but it's a hundred dollars new! AND the norton anthology of poetry. eight bucks! new best friends.
remember last night when you tried to tell me the story of how you bought the norton anthology of theory and criticism for three dollars and i was like "YEAH. ALREADY KNOW. READ IT ON THE BLOG!"
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